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Travis Tells Jokes – The News

If the news was a person, we’d hate that bastard. “oh no, here comes the news.” “Get the he’ll away from me you negative depressing trying to scare me with bullshit square jowled ridiculous named motherfucker! And shut the fuck up about the god damned economy!”

Travis tells jokes

I’m the best at procrastinating. If procrastinating were an Olympic event, I wouldn’t show up