I’m the best at procrastinating. If procrastinating were an Olympic event, I wouldn’t show up
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Teacher: help, I’m drowning!
Kid in a row boat: can you reach my oar?
Teacher: I don’t know, can I?
As the teacher sinks, their last thought is: ‘haha, classic’
Growing up, my dad was strange. I know there’s family businesses, but strip clubs should not be one of them..
If heaven is not an all you can eat pizza buffet, then I’m turning right back around
Motivational coach shot for trying to trademark the phrase ‘I’m going to Bruce Willthis into manifesting’
Sharon: Wow, you have a lot of recycling bins, which one is for cans?
Demon Hunter: oh, it’s the third one over, between the forcibly removed skeletal systems and the impaled corpses.