I’d be a lot better at revenge if I wasn’t so lazy. I can’t even motivate myself to make a list of people to enact sweet vengeance upon.
I would say we’re at the height of human achievement, except for the fact that people still don’t know how to pee inside a toilet.
I’m the best at procrastinating. If procrastinating were an Olympic event, I wouldn’t show up
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Teacher: help, I’m drowning!
Kid in a row boat: can you reach my oar?
Teacher: I don’t know, can I?
As the teacher sinks, their last thought is: ‘haha, classic’
Growing up, my dad was strange. I know there’s family businesses, but strip clubs should not be one of them..