Professional adventurer with South African accent is hiding in the brush observing a fuckboy in the wild
Adventurer: oh there’s a gorgeous one. You can identify them by their backwards baseball cap and cargo shorts. This one is hollering it’s mating call at passing females, quite unsuccessfully of course. We’ll have to be careful. When they get shot down by the females, they tend to get quite aggressive.
Oy, he’s spotted me! He’s now bucking his chest up, raising his arms and yelling ‘come at me bro’ in its native tongue in attempts to show dominance. You can really smell his Axe pheromones as his aggression increases. I’m going to toss it some taquitos to calm it down.