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We get to the end of the action movie and my wife must decide which of us is the evil robot clone and which of us is her husband.
I suggest she has sex with both of us as that would surely make it clear which of us is truly her husband. After an intense bout of serious doing it, I look into her eyes and tell her she just had sex with a robot.
She shoots me.
Burt Macklin Dinosaur Hunter
Starring Burt Macklin as Burt Tyrannosaurus Macklin
and Janet Snakehole as Janet Snakehole
“Freak, you’re a freak Lily” shouted Petunia.
Lily turned with a glare in her eye and blasted Petunia with the paguras curse, making her a bitter resentful crab of a person who could only marry the worst sort of people and have monsters for children. For Lily was a truly vengeful person who took shit from no one, even her beloved sister. Then she and Snape snogged under the old willow tree to the dismay of James, the new boy in town.
The Daily Paper News
May 29, 2014 | T. Doeringer
Lionsgate has stated that they like money and for that reason, they plan to stretch out each of the 27 short chapters of Mockingjay into its own movie to increase profits.
How will there be enough plot to fill a 2 1/2 hour movie from a few pages, “doesn’t matter” says studio head Don Honson, “it’s got Jennifer Lawrence, everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence.”
Fans were outraged at the news and plan to express that outrage by only seeing each movie once, or maybe twice at the theaters before buying the special editions on DVD.
With one movie coming out per year, Jennifer Lawrence will be 50 years old when the final movie is released, will she be too old to play the action star, “doesn’t matter” said Honson, “everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence.”
The fly pages are magically transformed from a blank canvas to a thrilling journey of little people fighting big things. And there’s a wizard and an elf lady to make things interesting.
The ‘about the author’ section becomes the next exciting installment of the Hobbit franchise
The table of contents is stretched into 3 more hours of exhilarating Hobbit action
An enraged Karen Soze goes on a do or die revenge mission to track down and kill her husband Kaiser Soze after he shot her and their children to prove his strength of will. Along the way she learns she must have more will if the hunting is to end in a kill.
It’s Kill Bill meets The Usual Suspects