The Daily Paper News
May 4, 2014 | T. Doeringer
The worlds first 100% vegan all natural car has been unveiled.
Hippies the world over are lining up to pay the exorbitant costs to own a certified organic automobile.
“It runs on hemp oil and and the seats are made out of recycled dreadlocks” exclaimed one out of it fellow who went by the name ‘Treehouse’
It doesn’t actually move, as that would cause pollution, but it is a step in the right direction. The biggest downside according to critics is that the car will not last more than a week before it is no longer useable.
“That’s because it’s not full of chemicals and preservatives” yelled one angry hippy who had been looking over my shoulder as I wrote this article.