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7 Proven strategies when asking for a promotion

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Everyone wants to be the leader, here are 7 surefire ways to secure the position you deserve.


1. Threaten the boss

Studies prove that managers want assertive team members who aren’t afraid to go the extra mile. If you believe you could take your boss in a fight, threaten them with violence. If they are bigger than you, threaten their family


2. Blackmail

When it comes to getting what you want, there is no better tactic than blackmail. Just ask anyone in power. Don’t believe us, check out these Skull and Bone pics of our world leaders performing humiliating sexual acts. You won’t see the people in those photos stepping out of line.


3. Challenge the boss to a breakdance battle

According to Forbes, all of the world’s top executives are master breakdancers. If you’ve got the skills, what are you doing at the bottom?


4. Offer sex

You don’t have to actually do it, just the thought of sex will seal any deal. When it comes time to perform, just say you have a headache.


5. Call the boss late at night and play the audio from Liam Neeson’s Taken Speech

No one crosses Liam Neeson, no one.


6. Ask for a demotion

According to the latest stats, surprise is essential in any negotiation. Throw them off the trail with this humble request. If they actually do demote you, ask for your old position back, which is a promotion in and of itself.


7. Be the boss

Even more effective than dressing for that position you want is acting like the position you want. Give orders to all, leave work early every Friday, take 3 hour lunches, be a dick. Nothing screams authority like being a dick.


If none of these work, resolve that you’re stuck in this rudimentary position and seduce the boss’s spouse. Because that’s what bosses are for right.

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How to use a public restroom

Four easy step to bathroom success

  1. Pee all over the seat. Hover, lean, or stand, just make sure the entire seat is covered.
  2. If someone is waiting to use the toilet, take an obnoxiously long time – fuck ’em
  3. If you are pooping, make sure to get that on the seat as well. Sit sideways or too far back as necessary. Or, just wipe the poopy toilet paper onto the seat.
  4. Use all of the toilet paper, especially if someone is waiting to go after you. Unroll it onto the floor, then pee on the floor to make sure it’s unusable – fuck ’em

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25 Most WTF Album Covers

25 Most WTF Album Covers

These you can judge by their covers..

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1. Tijuana Picnic, by Colonel Sanders

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This is where Colonel Sanders introduced rap to the world, and coincidentally gave new meaning to the term “Tijuana Picnic”


2. Joyce, by Joyce

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No surprises here, Joyce lays it out for you plain. If you’re in the mood for an album that’s warm and delightful, Joyce. A steal at 50 cents!


3. Zip Zap Rap! by Devastatin’ Dave, the Turntable Slave

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If you’ve ever seen Dave live on stage, you’ll know that lasers shoot out of those two fingers.


4. Pleasure Man, by Gunther

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For most women, one look at this album cover is all it takes to send them to the heights of pleasure.


5 “Can I Borrow a Feelin’?” by Cody Matherson

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Always Cody, always.


6. Light Up the Night, by the Brothers Johnson

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These intergalactic love machines could teach us how to advance our civilization beyond our wildest dreams. But why waste time with that when there are ladies to pleasure and a purple photon gun to shoot.


7. Waking and Dreaming, by Orleans

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It took an entire week of photo shoots to realize the best set up was beard, no beard, beard, no beard, beard. Little know fact, these guys are all centaurs.


8. Front to Back, by Wasnatch

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Much like Kanye West, this classically trained musician ingeniously finds innovative ways to produce great sounds.


9. Bruno Maltise is “Heavens’s Hitman”

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His only rule is no women, no children – applies to all aspects of his life.


10. Por Primera Vez, by Tino

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Tito is a direct result of Pleasureman, in more than one way.


11. Recibi um Convite, by Quim Barreiros

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I too play my accordion in the nude, anyone who knows accordion knows this is the only way to play.


12. Lady’s Fancy, by Dan Crary

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What we can’t see here are the hordes of naked women fighting for a chance with Dan.


13. Zivan Sazamandic’s masterpiece: AYbNHYWKA (sp?)

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Zivan Sazamandic is known for bearing the greatest afro ever grown by a white man.


14. “Jesus Use Me” by The Faith Tones

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Yeah, okay. I’m sure we have something for you. Let me check with the big man and get back to you. Won’t be long, I promise..


15. A Taste of Dick Black, by Dick Black and his Band

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Curvy white girls know this to be good.


16. Trapalhadas do Balbino, by Norberto de Freitas

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After starring in Deliverance, Norberto turned his life towards music. We all get to share in the glory.


17. A Rainbow in Curved Air, by Jerry Riley

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You know you’re f’ed when the creepy dude from Ghostbusters 2 shows up in the sky.


18. Songs for Gay Dogs, by Paddy Roberts

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I know every single one of them.


19. Mojo Priest, by Steven Seagal & Thunderbox

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It’s very hard to discern his vocals as it’s all mumbled whispers, but this album is definitely above the law.


20. Oil and Vinegar, by Dave McKenna

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This is getting out of hand.


21. Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday, by John Bult

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Someone has been waiting for this day for a very long time.                       – Hint, it’s not Julie


22. Felix Kubin’s matki wandalki

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Young Christopher Walken in what his friends describe as the ‘holding in the watch years’


23. Music to Massage your Mate by

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Featuring vocals by Burt Reynolds. PS, have you ever been offered a massage by someone that wasn’t creepy looking?


24. My Lips are for Blowing, by Svetlana Gruebbersolvik

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Young lady!!!


25. Hat, by Davy Graham

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Universally accepted as the greatest album ever made.